National Endowment for the Arts: Fargo, ND-- after all art education for the rubes is a primary mission, right?
Education: Englewood in Chicago or the Bronx, to better focus on the educational failures who will be happy to greet them everyday.
State: Thule, Greenland. Because they prefer to live in the EU or EEC anyway.
SCOTUS: any Starbucks or coffee shop-- if it was good enough for Samuel Chase, it's good enough for them.
Feel free to add to the list.
It's already government property, and I understand there is no housing crunch...