[uncbob]

There were stories about her throwing an ashtray at Bill,

back when they were in the WH Bubba showed up with a scratched face
Blamed it on the cat

[HiTech RedNeck]

Yeah, an ill tempered she-cat named Hillary.

[ponygirl]

There were stories about her throwing an ashtray at Bill,

back when they were in the WH Bubba showed up with a scratched face Blamed it on the cat

Back in the 90s, one of my coworkers was on a treadmill in the exercise room at a hotel. Can't remember which city. The other two treadmills were occupied by SS agents, who were discussing an incident that morning involving a lead crystal paperweight. "Good catch, man! She almost beaned him in the back of the skull!" one of them said to the other.