back when they were in the WH Bubba showed up with a scratched face Blamed it on the cat
Back in the 90s, one of my coworkers was on a treadmill in the exercise room at a hotel. Can't remember which city. The other two treadmills were occupied by SS agents, who were discussing an incident that morning involving a lead crystal paperweight. "Good catch, man! She almost beaned him in the back of the skull!" one of them said to the other.
The time that Bubba showed up with a scratched face was when Babs Streisand spent the night at the White House and Hillary with wild SEX!!! First he blamed it on SHAVONG then He blamed it on “playing with Chelsea” and then “playing with the Socks, the cat”!!! The next day it was a door that hit him!