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Dumped on Prom Night - The PROOF of Hillary's Election Night Meltdown (Satire)
People's Cube ^ | 11/12/2016 | Chedoh

Posted on 11/15/2016 11:57:42 AM PST by sevinufnine

Some of the remnants of Hillary Clinton’s rampage in the private VIP area was discovered by the HOTEL CUSTODIAL STAFF the day following the election. Early in the morning, the custodial staff were greeted by flipped-over tables as the floors were covered with expensive food, drinks, and appetizers. Broken champagne flutes and gilded silverware were also seen scattered around the would-be party room.

The most telling sign of a massive meltdown was the cake. The pastry that had once proudly displayed the presidential seal, was violently flung against the walls in chunks. A broken topper from the cake in the shape of the white house was discovered lodged firmly into the drywall near the dessert table. (I read elsewhere it too TWO weeks to plan/prepare this cake.)

Hillary Clinton’s post election celebration plans included hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of fireworks, live performances by various celebrities, such as Cher, who came believing that Hillary was going to win the election, a five-hundred-thousand-dollar special effect glass ceiling that she would break through in a dramatic display once she walked out on stage at her H.Q., among millions of dollars worth of other celebratory preparations, ALL PAID FOR BY THE CLINTON FOUNDATION IN FULL.

A former staffer, who was fired during the rampage, said that the atmosphere around Clinton went from "queen of the hour" to "the girl who was dumped on prom night" in only a few moments.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hillary; meltdown; satire
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To: Toespi

I was thinking that too but it is likely that all hotel staff were required to surrender their devices, given the high profile nature of the situation. I think that’s SOP for any event with celeb status, let alone a POTUS candidate. Too bad. One pic would’ve been worth a thousand words and ten times as many dollars.


81 posted on 11/15/2016 12:28:03 PM PST by PeteePie (Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: sevinufnine

As dear old Dan would say “While the story is fake,it is accurate”


82 posted on 11/15/2016 12:28:44 PM PST by Stopthethreat
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To: sevinufnine

This is from a satire website. Pretty sure it’s not true.


83 posted on 11/15/2016 12:32:24 PM PST by Scooter100
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To: sevinufnine

If there are no pictures no one can really trust the report.

However, going from history I remember when they left the WH. They caused a lot of damage. Dana Perino, who NEVER overexaggerates - in fact, I think she tamps down a bit too much - the other day on the five made mention of all the damage the Clintons left when they left the WH and said something about the damage to the keyboards that happened when they left.

They are destructive people.


84 posted on 11/15/2016 12:32:39 PM PST by I still care (The left's goal never was tolerance. It always was facism.)
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To: sevinufnine

And the source ... a post [no less] on the people’s cube. Not posted BY the People’s Cube.


85 posted on 11/15/2016 12:35:09 PM PST by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets!!!)
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To: vette6387

Like she would have let someone live who dared produce a camera or cell phone?


86 posted on 11/15/2016 12:37:47 PM PST by nclaurel
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To: Little Pig

Lol, beat me to it.


87 posted on 11/15/2016 12:38:44 PM PST by avenir (I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
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To: I still care

“If there are no pictures no one can really trust the report.”

There are no photos of the damage they did to the WH when they left, or proof of the stolen antiques. Nor audio of her profane rants, but doubtful the Secret Service would lie about it. Nor all the others who’ve witnessed it.


88 posted on 11/15/2016 12:42:20 PM PST by sevinufnine
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To: sevinufnine

What gave it away for Me Was the expensive tv from Saudi Arabia?? No. why would the saudis give a tv to the hotel?

But I do think there probably was some of that happening.


89 posted on 11/15/2016 12:42:55 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: sevinufnine

Not one photo?


90 posted on 11/15/2016 12:43:55 PM PST by nikos1121 (I am way more deplorable than you.)
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To: Yaelle

Yup. I agree. Hillary and her staff likely threw a massive tantrum, broke things and tossed stuff around. Another poster alluded to hearing the same from the housekeeping staff.


91 posted on 11/15/2016 12:48:28 PM PST by sevinufnine
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To: Angels27

Jesus is hiding from her.


92 posted on 11/15/2016 12:50:50 PM PST by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: sevinufnine
What is it about liberals and those on the Left? They LOVE to destroy things--it's in their nature.

And she wants to talk about Trump's temperament? This is a woman who would start a war if her coffee came with too few Splendas.

93 posted on 11/15/2016 12:52:11 PM PST by Lou L (Health "insurance" is NOT the same as health "care")
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To: Lou L

Eh? You know the age old saying. Accuse others of what you do...


94 posted on 11/15/2016 12:53:33 PM PST by sevinufnine
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To: GoldenPup
As much as I loath, despise, detest, and abhor the Hildebeast, without pics, I can’t find this piece credible...especially since today, everybody on the planet has a cell phone with a camera.

Are you aware that Hillary banned all staff from having phones in her presence? The only exceptions were John Podesta and Robert Mook. No one else was allowed near her with a phone.

95 posted on 11/15/2016 1:03:50 PM PST by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: Fido969

The sad part of this piece is that probably no one even questioned that there would be an HD TV donated by the Saudis!


96 posted on 11/15/2016 1:09:05 PM PST by Madam Theophilus (iI)
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To: sevinufnine; All
FTA:

The most telling sign of a massive meltdown was the cake. The pastry that had once proudly displayed the presidential seal, was violently flung against the walls in chunks. A broken topper from the cake in the shape of the white house was discovered lodged firmly into the drywall near the dessert table. (My emphasis.)

WOW!! That took one HELL of a psychotic fury driven throwing arm. Too bad Obola wasn't there and in the way.

97 posted on 11/15/2016 1:09:23 PM PST by libstripper (oHillary is willing to risk her own life to protect her secretive nature. She would rather go to her)
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To: nclaurel

You would think that the aftermath and mess would have been documented at least.


98 posted on 11/15/2016 1:17:45 PM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: Black Agnes

I doubt Hildebeast was present when cleanup crew was cleaning up.


99 posted on 11/15/2016 1:35:40 PM PST by GoldenPup
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To: DiogenesLamp

I doubt Hildebeast was present when the clean up crew was cleaning up.


100 posted on 11/15/2016 1:36:55 PM PST by GoldenPup
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