[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Oops! You can't have that bust! I've melted it down to help make a proper statue of me, your Emperor Obama I. Of course the people of Great Britain wholly approve of this, as a form of reparations that they own Kenyans.

Here are small, 3/4 size busts of me. They are available from the artist for $3,750 or, you can purchase them directly from me, for only $7,500, each! What a deal!

All net proceeds from sales will be directed to the BHO Foundation, where some of the proceeds shall be used to create a 3X life-size brass statue, which will reside in the Oval Office. If you act quickly, it should be in place for your worship, by January 19, 2017, on time for President Trump to worship his Emperor.

Here is the picture from which the statue will be made.

For all members of foreign royalty, you may address me as Your Excellency, Emperor and god-King, Obama I.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Did I forget to add “</sarc>”? Though unfortunately, not so much!

[Calvin Locke]

What do the Chia Obamas go for nowadays?