Wow, thanks so much for clearing that up and answering my questions. I thought that maybe vanity posts belonged in one of the many forums you have set up. Like the general/chat forum perhaps?
Think long and hard before doing it even there.
If you are going to post a breaking news vanity it should be something along the lines of "Trump and Hillary are dueling with swords on my front lawn right now" not "why can't we settle the election with a cage death match".