Murphy Brown birthed a bastard
But she didn’t.
Because she wasn’t a real person.
The WRITERS had the character Murphy Brown have a bastard (out-of-wedlock child), as part of an entertainment performance.
But according to the democrat media, Quayle—the dumbest vice president, can’t even spell po-ta-to—attacked her, the big meany!
Isn’t she just a modern woman up against a religious fanatic???
Still, she wasn’t, and she didn’t. She’s not real.
Friggin’ people are so damn stupid sometimes. Makes me want to climb that tower in Texas with my Springfield 03!