[Byron_the_Aussie]

Wow. These Gallo wines have magical powers to us foreigners but I’ve never heard that one. Thankfully Rodham won’t be drinking any more Thunderbird when she arrives at Supermax Colorado late next year.

[T-Bone Texan]

"...Rodham won’t be drinking any more Thunderbird when she arrives at Supermax Colorado late next year...."

A haiku:

Hill will learn new skills
Like how to turn fruit cocktail
Into prison wine

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I worked for the New York City Department of Parks as a summer job in high school. Picked it up from my co-workers, though most of them preferred Old Mr. Boston Lemon Gin in convenient tenth-pint-hide-in-your-pocket bottles.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Old-Mr-Boston-Lemon-Flavored-Distilled-Dry-Gin-Bottle-1-10-Pint-Empty-/331928129241?hash=item4d48754ed9

[Vaquero]

Pretty much crap wine. Like Ripple.

A mainstay of my college years. The hangover is atrocious.