[T-Bone Texan]

"...Rodham won’t be drinking any more Thunderbird when she arrives at Supermax Colorado late next year...."

A haiku:

Hill will learn new skills
Like how to turn fruit cocktail
Into prison wine

[Byron_the_Aussie]

No fruit in her rations! I’ve written to Mr Trump in my capacity as an amateur dietitian recommending she be fed bully beef only. Preferably cans left over from the Chosin Reservoir.

[GunsareOK]

A limerick

The President who calls himself Bill
Did our country much serious ill
But his Communist wife
Hates our whole way of life
If she can end it, she most certainly will