[Buckeye McFrog]

Lake Superior is over 1000 ft. deep in places.
I doubt at the bottom it’s more than a couple of ticks above freezing.

I once knew a guy from the U.P of Michigan whose drunken uncle stumbled off a town pier and was presumed drowned in Lake Superior. His perfectly preserved body washed up on a beach 36 miles away.....seven years later!

[Spruce]

Reminds me of an old joke:

Dudes go out fishing on opening day, very early in the morning. One of them goes to take a leak off the back of the boat and falls in.

Another guy jumps over to save him. He comes up after a while and throws the man in the boat and starts doing mouth-to-mouth.

He recoils back and says “Dang, Joe’s breath is seriously nasty!”. Another man in the boat says “I don’t remember Joe wearing a snowmobile suit”.

Ba-dum-dum

[alexander_busek]

I once knew a guy from the U.P of Michigan whose drunken uncle stumbled off a town pier and was presumed drowned in Lake Superior. His perfectly preserved body washed up on a beach 36 miles away.....seven years later!

Alcohol is a preservative, after all.

Regards,