[alexander_busek]

I once knew a guy from the U.P of Michigan whose drunken uncle stumbled off a town pier and was presumed drowned in Lake Superior. His perfectly preserved body washed up on a beach 36 miles away.....seven years later!

Alcohol is a preservative, after all.

Regards,

[Buckeye McFrog]

Yeah, I know eating junk food with all these preservatives will kill me. But think how long I’ll keep.