As suggested on another thread (the doubter thread), those people just need to get in a basement to escape the winds. No evac necessary and the feds’ll never get your stuff!
Haahhaaahhh...basement...hhaahhaa...Florida...basement...
My brother lives there and has seen sharks and Mantas come in...so I do believe it’s quite possible. When Japan had their Tusami you could even see dolphins jumping....
Dumb on two levels. No basements in Florida, and like most downcasters shows utter ignorance of the fact that water is the big killer in most hurricanes. And where would water end up first? The basement.
What you need to do is....take an axe into the basement with you when you get low to escape the wind.
Then you can chop a hole into the first floor level when the surge comes up.
Once the winds subside, just keep chopping upward till you see daylight, so the choppers can drop a line down thru to rescue you out of your basement.