[Gaffer]

1. The wandering eye and/or coughing and water & lozenges,
2. Farting while yelling,
3. Crutches, wheel chair, or podium seats, and
4. Will she be wearing blue tinted glasses and hiding an earpiece with her hairstyle.

[The_Media_never_lie]

5) delerium tremens (after Wednesdays right to work screech)

[exit82]

2. Farting while yelling,

That made me LOL!

If she goes #2, even funnier.