Vey series!
One of those Lutheran terrorists again huh?
With a name like that, he’s clearly a member of the Somali Tea Party
It will go like this...
1.). The NYPD will get 3,000 plus tip.
2.). Media narrative tomorrow: “Ackmed Mohammed was on his way to volunteer for _________ (insert tear jerking charity name) on Tuesday when he was stopped by the NYPD. The police proceeded proceeded to search him, at one point placing his Koran on the hood on an NYPD cruiser, six inches from a pigeon $&@? stain on the hood. Ackmed believes they put it next to the pigeon $&@? stain on purpose. A spokesmen for the NYPD has not yet returned our calls. News 7 has tracked down the cruiser and there was no pigeon $&@? stain, leading us to believe there in a coverup in the works.”
He’s an Afghan immigrant. The next question is whether he was at Gitmo. The authorities obviously don’t want the comment on how he got here.
I just knew it had to be a Christian...they are such eeeeevil devils! /sarc <-——just in case you REALLY don’t know I’m kidding. :)
Then he must be one of those Fire-Baptized Holiness Pentecostals. After all, we know it had to be a "redneck" who went to NYC to kill Jews, right? Because those "rednecks" believe the "old testament," and the "old testament" is the most anti-Semitic book in the world, right? I mean, remember how that there Joshua feller killed all them there JEWS??? We're gonna hafta make it illegal for "rednecks" to own one of those things. ("African-Americans," on the other hand, are welcome to own them because it inspires them in their struggle for justice.)
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Strange name for someone who’s Amish.
MSM: Can’t those right wing-nuts get anything right? They haven’t bombed anything in years. Dang.
Afghani, who would have thought.
The sewer at DU was all abuzz convinced the bombings were the work of the Alt Right. Every one of these they get excited then the ball gets yanked away.
What?
The bomber’s not a middle-class, middle-aged white man with a family who’s a self described Christian and uses words like “Constitution”???????
The bombers don’t fit the meme of “homeland/MSM’ paranoid right-wing conspiracy guy? Wow, the little effers were wrong again... paint me shocked. /s
Well gooolleee SHAZAM I bet he’s a Muzzlum, wonderin ifa anybody else thinks so?
The alphabet networks are all blaming Trump for this. He set the bomber off with his rhetoric.
Liberalism is truly a severe mental disease.
Geez, probably a Presbyterian USA lefty. We really need to check this.
Wasn’t Orlando jihadis dad (the one who stood behind Hills at the rally), an Afghan immigrant as well?
Get this man’s family tickets to the debate!