Sensing Rapid Cooling In The Polls Hillary Might Enlist Al Gore To Change Political Climate

twitchy.com ^ | September 15, 2016

[Helicondelta]

The New York Times served warning Thursday night that Hillary Clinton is considering inviting Al Gore to burn some jet fuel with her on the campaign trail and lend his credentials as a noted climate scientist to her rallies.

NEWS: Hillary is in talks w @algore about hitting trail to make case on climate & warn against voting third-party >https://t.co/L3D1zgrPjZ

— Jonathan Martin (@jmartNYT) September 16, 2016

Apparently, the Clinton camp also thinks that once dragged out of mothballs, Gore, also 68, could release his chakras on those crazy kids who had sided with Vermont socialist Bernie Sanders and are now looking to third-party candidates.

[DugwayDuke]

I wouldn’t put this idea down. Just think how the soccer moms would react to a big Gore/Hillary kiss.

[ExTexasRedhead]

Al Gore is a fat, ignorant, corrupt (like any other Liberal) has been. Who gives a s*it.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Contrary to what you might think, I believe Tipper is having Schadenfreude these days, watching Hildebeast drowning. Al Gore may not be keen on Clinton's, either.

Clinton and Gore 'hated each other from start of presidency'

Martin Fletcher in Washington
Published
05/06/2001 | 00:11

BILL Clinton and Al Gore, his former Vice-President, have not spoken to each other since President Bush's inauguration, according to an article in an influential American magazine.They had a bitter and confrontation a few days after Mr Gore conceded last year's presidential election, but the tensions had been building for years, Vanity Fair said yesterday.

"Clinton drove Gore nuts," one of Mr Gore's former aides said. Another former White House official said: "If people are shocked now by the way the relationship hit the skids, they shouldn't be. There was an almost unnatural suppression and denial in the first six years."

Relations between Hillary Clinton and Tipper Gore were little better.

"Hillary thinks that Tipper is an unintellectual, nice lady who doesn't have a brain in her head," a source told the magazine.

"Tipper thinks Hillary's an ambitious, rather uncoordinated, grasping, difficult woman."

Immediately after the Democrats' 1992 convention, the two couples set off for a Midwest tour as if on a wonderful double date. In reality the two men were diametric opposites: Mr Clinton undisciplined, disorganised and loose in his personal behaviour; Mr Gore stiff, ordered and verging on the sanctimonious.

Aides said that Mr Gore was infuriated by the President's tardiness and inability to reach decisions and felt a "very real dismay about Mr Clinton's weaknesses." Mr Clinton chafed at "the relentlessness of Gore's help."

[milagro]

Aw come on now! You’re not being fair to Algore, aka, B M P.
You totally failed to mention that we owe him a yuuuge debt for inventing the internet! :)

[Heart of Georgia]

“RELEASE MY SECOND CHAKRA!”

I hope they do this .. it would be an October surprise all right, just not in their favor!

What they’ll be doing is supplying a yuge club for Trump to finish clobbering them to a messy pulp!!!

[tumblindice]

Yes, algore’s internet was definitely the greatest thing since Isaac Newton invented gravity.
Manbearpig, we sing his praise. Help Hillary, please, Earth shoes Al.

[Rummyfan]

Bring in Manbearpig, the sex-crazed poodle?! She must really be desperate.

[butlerweave]

How many Trump Hotel maids know Al Gore ?

[SonAboveAnItch]

“... and lend his credentials as a noted climate scientist ...”

WTH?! Try replacing “climate scientist” with something closer to the truth, e.g., “B.S. artist”...

[samtheman]

When you believe your own propaganda it means you have lost all touch with reality. Like moving non-existing armies on the map.

[oldvirginian]

At first I thought this was the Friday Silliness Thread a day late.

Sorry Hillary, Bubba was your best shot at having a surrogate keep your campaign afloat.
Sadly, for you, your Husband In Name Only has lost his mojo.
I guess all those women he’s molested over the years have drained him dry.

Face it Hilldog, you and your HINO are a couple of old, fragile, sick and ugly grifters who haven’t realised that the electorate has FIGURED YOU OUT.

My consolation is that your failure, TWICE, to achieve your hearts desire, the Presidency, will eat what remains of your soul.
Every day, for the rest of your life, you will realise that you are a FAILURE.
I relish the thought that you will have every reflective surface removed from your presence because you won’t be able to stand the sight of your own face.....the face of a FAILURE.

Oh, one other thing Hillary.
Those big foreign donors.
They play for keeps.
They hate failure.
You will be a failure.
They will deal with you.
Can you say Arkancide?

[Boomer One]

Like throwing gas on a fire to put it out. Truly a sign of desperation.

[albie]

Was Humphrey preserved in ice? He could be propped up and get the 60’s hippy vote!

[Mr. Jeeves]

Seems like only Trump understands that a Presidential candidate is in the entertainment business. Clinton and Obama got it, and constantly surrounded themselves with celebrities.

Hillary decides to bring in Gore. :)

[alloysteel]

Well, THIS boost is sure going to put Herself over the top.

Nobody brings enthusiasm to a campaign like Al Gore, who used to be the next president of the United States.

[castlegreyskull]

He might be busy in his favorite whorehouse.

[goldstategop]

Is this satire?

Hillary has nothing to say to the country, so she’ll talk about climate change?

Good - she’ll be even more of touch with average folks hurt by liberal environmental policies.

[tumblindice]

Sure, bringing in `Deep Throat Al’ with his prehensile tongue would at least add some excitement to her campaign:
“Run away girls, Mook! Here comes Gore.”

[Fzob]

If they are dragging MANBEARPIG out of mothballs the Dem base must be in a coma and need help to drag them out of the basements and soccer mom meetings.

I sense real fear in Granny Hillhags camp.

[rod1]

Wow I am beginning to love the Clinton campaign strategy. Roll out the old fools that people were done with a long time ago. That will get the millenials vote for sure.