Use “horticulture” in a sentence.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.—Dorothy Parker
You can lead a cow to slaughter but she’ll put up quite a stink.
You can lead a horticulture, but you cant make her think.Dorothy Parker
That reminded me of the "Autocorrect Hates You" page on the comedy site The Oatmeal. Look for the one about the horse: