The onion does satire. There are many ‘satire’ sites. THIS is NOT satire. This is dirty pool promoting false stories from places that LOOK legitimate...like the fake ABCNEWS.
Thanks, AuntB.
Even on abcnews.com.co if you,read through any article, by the time you get to the end, with all gramatical errors and outrageous quotes, most readers should be able to identify it as satire.