[boycott]

I’m sure all of those quakes going back to 1867 were caused by fracking!

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I am surprised they haven’t found a way to blame it on global warming.

[ETL]

I am surprised they haven’t found a way to blame it on global warming.

Yes, of course it's because of GoreBull warming! Don't you know things expand when they get hot?? That is what is happening to the ground there. :)

[Jack Hydrazine]

That, too!