I know EXACLTY what it would be:
Declaring silicone breast implants to be a Constitutional Right...
Hmmmm. Not quite.
1. Declare a national state of emergency.
2. Suspend some Constitutional rights*.
3. Declare English as the official language.
4. Review all post-1965 Ted Kennedy (that f***ing name again) immigrants and start throwing them TF out.
5. Declare the Democrat Party to be a terrorist organization and “deal” with them all immediately*. *That’s a big reason why I wouldn’t suspend the entire Bill of Rights. The Patriots will need 2A to “take out” the trash.
6. Pick a “sanctuary city” and flatten it. I’m talking on an August, 1945 level.
7. Order the “Civil War Contraband” to GTFO. Have fun in Liberia.
A few examples.
Outlawing tattoos on the female gender, and on douchy males.