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Kimmel had Clinton open a jar of pickles to show that she was strong.

A jar of pickles to show she's healthy?

How about a CAT scan of her head?

1 posted on 08/23/2016 7:07:07 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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Release your medical records like your ilk demanded of McCain.


2 posted on 08/23/2016 7:08:31 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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So would be contacting the NFL to find out about Head injuries and concussions.


3 posted on 08/23/2016 7:09:02 AM PDT by ncfool ( We are in the United Socialist State of aMeriKa. The USSA. Sheeple of aMeriKa follow hil-LIAR-ly)
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That jar of pickles was pre-opened and closed.

There’s nothing wrong with my hands, and when I get a jar from the store, there’s about a 15% chance it won’t open without special measures, like really bearing down, or heating the cap, or getting a little strap wrench out.

I wouldn’t want a politically important test of my fitness (not that I can imagine such an event) to hinge on the probability of getting a normally tight jar.


4 posted on 08/23/2016 7:09:41 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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NFL Wikileaks tweet.. https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/768076098555023361


5 posted on 08/23/2016 7:10:19 AM PDT by ncfool ( We are in the United Socialist State of aMeriKa. The USSA. Sheeple of aMeriKa follow hil-LIAR-ly)
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I was just waiting for her to have a seizure as she opened the pickle jar. Did Kimmel or the beest remove the cellophane safety wrap from the top of the jar before H. Rotten Clinton tried to open it? If not it would indicate the jar had already been opened when the beest feigned opening it.


6 posted on 08/23/2016 7:11:32 AM PDT by luvbach1 (We are finished. It will just take a while before everyone realizes it.)
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I am so sick of Useful Idiots like Kimmel.


7 posted on 08/23/2016 7:13:24 AM PDT by simpson96
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Is it possible she can’t remember her own seizures episodes that have been recorded and replayed over and over on TV?


8 posted on 08/23/2016 7:16:51 AM PDT by HangUpNow
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She seemed ok at her convention also. Is there any chance she’s mostly ok, and her health is a red herring?


9 posted on 08/23/2016 7:17:34 AM PDT by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat.)
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Right out of Rules for Radicals.


10 posted on 08/23/2016 7:18:53 AM PDT by cld51860 (Volo pro veritas)
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You can bet that “jar of pickles” had already been opened. Clintoon couldn’t be seen not being able to open it on the Jimmy Himmler show. The metrosexuals probably found some conservative American male walking down the street outside the studio and had him open it for them. Funny skit though and it did get the buffoons in the audience really nyuk, nyukking it up.


13 posted on 08/23/2016 7:22:07 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Let's Make Our Government and Founding Documents Great Again!)
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My wife last night told me; “guess who Kimmel has on as a guest tonight?” When she told me, I said; “Good night”. I wonder what the rating were?


14 posted on 08/23/2016 7:23:51 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Hillary 2016? ...................... What are they thinking? Another Evita, Melba??)
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The minute she was done with Kimmel she changed her diaper. This scared bitch has not given a news conference in about a year but goes on leftist talk shows to laugh at Trump and pretend she’s Mother Teresa.


17 posted on 08/23/2016 7:27:51 AM PDT by NKP_Vet (In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle,stand like a rock ~ T, Jefferson)
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How about put her on a treadmill for five or 10 minutes? That would translate to a 20-minute mile, a very relaxed pace. Reportedly, cankles couldn’t even walk 1/8 of a mile during a Gay Day parade in NYC earlier this year—not even half a lap on a quarter-mile track. Not exactly the picture of robust health.

I’m sure the pickle jar had been properly “prepared” by Kimmel’s staff, to avoid embarrassment for HRC.


19 posted on 08/23/2016 7:29:53 AM PDT by ExNewsExSpook
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Vast Right Wing Wacky Strategy Conspiracy bump.


23 posted on 08/23/2016 7:30:57 AM PDT by Rennes Templar (President Trump: It's all over but the counting)
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Now to go to the Latino TV viewers to show she's fuerte


30 posted on 08/23/2016 8:20:49 AM PDT by libertarian27 (FR Cookbooks - On Profile Page)
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Shrewd.

First, they use ridicule against anybody who questions her health.

Then, they set up the ‘health test’ standard to be the pickle jar....which of course she passed.

No need to release medical records like McCain did - to even suggest it would subject to ridicule, and besides she can open a jar. Democrats always pander to the dumbest among us.


31 posted on 08/23/2016 8:27:25 AM PDT by lacrew
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I want that pickle jar audited. ;-)


32 posted on 08/23/2016 9:25:55 AM PDT by cgbg (Warning: This post has not been fact-checked by the Democratic National Committee.)
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Tell you what hil-liar-y ...you do 10 push ups and run a 1/4 in 3 minutes (that’s a 12 min. mile) and i will vote for you.


33 posted on 08/23/2016 9:28:35 AM PDT by Leep (Cut the crap!)
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Where's my pickles?

34 posted on 08/23/2016 10:07:49 AM PDT by AmusedBystander (The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next)
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Open a jar of pickles ? Who are these people ? Are they human ? Do they come from another planet ? Are jars difficult for them to handle ? Do they realize the pickle jar is engineered so that apes can remove the lid ? It’s not like she is an octopus that can astound by removing a jar lid. It’s 3 AM Hillary. Americans are pinned down somewhere. Can you answer the dang phone ?


35 posted on 08/23/2016 2:31:06 PM PDT by justa-hairyape (The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
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