Posted on 08/23/2016 7:07:07 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
Hillary Clinton, appearing on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on Monday, said that rumors that she is in ill health are part of a “wacky strategy” against her.
“Back in October, the National Enquirer said I would be dead in six months. So with every breath I take I feel like I have a new lease on life,” Clinton quipped to Kimmel, according to CNN and other reports. “I don’t know why they are saying this. I think on the one hand it is part of the wacky strategy — just say all these crazy things and maybe you can get some people to believe you.”
Kimmel had Clinton open a jar of pickles to show that she was strong.
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Clinton said that it “absolutely makes no sense” to spread the rumors about her health. “I don’t go around questioning Donald Trump’s health. As far as I can tell, he’s as healthy as a horse.”
Drudge Report has linked to stories that have called into question Clinton’s health, and even former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, a Trump supporter, recently cited the Internet rumors in an appearance on Fox News. The Clinton campaign even released a statement from her personal physician in which he wrote that she is in “excellent health.
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In her acceptance speech at the DNC she started out talking like a normal person. The longer it went, and it went an hour, her voice started raising and by the end of the speech she was screaming like the mental patient she is.
Actually Hillary was showing us the new Clintcare examination. If you open the pickle jar you are okay. No costly tests for you. Look at the money we can save by this one simple test and eliminate all other tests. Also you can administer this test at home thereby reducing the need for doctors to examine you.
Finally Clinton will sell the naming rights to the pickle jar and proceeds will go to the Clinton Foundation. So much looting to do, so little time.
Vast Right Wing Wacky Strategy Conspiracy bump.
As usual the rules apply to everyone but her.
Patience is a virtue. I was awaiting her eventual screeching, which finally made it all worth while, didn't it?
That’s just what I was thinking, and under ClintKare if you need a colonoscopy you already have the pickles ready.
“Quick, fast, strong. Best shape of my life”. - Pistol Pete Maravich just before dropping dead.
Sure she did, at the convention, that's the ticket.
Shrewd.
First, they use ridicule against anybody who questions her health.
Then, they set up the ‘health test’ standard to be the pickle jar....which of course she passed.
No need to release medical records like McCain did - to even suggest it would subject to ridicule, and besides she can open a jar. Democrats always pander to the dumbest among us.
I want that pickle jar audited. ;-)
Tell you what hil-liar-y ...you do 10 push ups and run a 1/4 in 3 minutes (that’s a 12 min. mile) and i will vote for you.
Where's my pickles?
Open a jar of pickles ? Who are these people ? Are they human ? Do they come from another planet ? Are jars difficult for them to handle ? Do they realize the pickle jar is engineered so that apes can remove the lid ? It’s not like she is an octopus that can astound by removing a jar lid. It’s 3 AM Hillary. Americans are pinned down somewhere. Can you answer the dang phone ?
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