Posted on 08/22/2016 9:46:40 PM PDT by Zakeet
Hillary Clinton, appearing on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on Monday, said that rumors that she is in ill health are part of a "wacky strategy" against her.
"Back in October, the National Enquirer said I would be dead in six months. So with every breath I take I feel like I have a new lease on life," Clinton quipped to Kimmel, according to CNN and other reports. "I don't know why they are saying this. I think on the one hand it is part of the wacky strategy - just say all these crazy things and maybe you can get some people to believe you."
Kimmel had Clinton open a can of pickles to show that she was strong.
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You members of the Vast Right Wing conspiracy need to shut your pie holes ... cause she's outlived a National Enquirer made up story ... and she can twist the lid off a pickle jar!
And you guys should ignore her falls ... the blood clots ... the seizures ... the memory lapses ... the double vision ... her inappropriate responses and laughter ... her tongue biopsy ... her clearing her calendar because of a lack of energy ... her incontinence ... her use of adult diapers ... her constant use of handrails ... the warm coats she wears in summer ... her avoidance of flashing lights ... her shunning shoes with heels ... the special modifications to vehicles transporting her ... her need for handlers to travel with her with injections at the ready ... cause it's all just part of a wacky strategy!
And quit complaining about her failure to hold a presser ... cause she just did one with Jimmy Kimmel!
Let’s see her stand up during a 90 minute debate with Donald Trump.
Don’t believe your eyes, just believe what she says.
And if not that, the opening a jar of pickles is proof positive.
Ain’t gonna happen. They are gonna let her video conference it in.
I am a 71 year old guy and I have to water heat the jar predominately jelly and leverage my weight to open sealed jars. Sorry Hillary and Jimmy that little jar stunt do ‘t hunt.
The wikileaks email about provigil.
The fact that she had two DVTs and then a blood clot in her brain.
Wouldn’t want to be the guest that had to sit in that same seat after Hillary. At least not without a plastic slipcover.
The jar of pickles was primed. I want independent testing.
People can see with their own eyes the evidence that Hillary does not have the physical stamina to be president.
illary is one sick biggie monkey.
Hidey ho!
(/obscure South Park refernces)
You know she’s going to be doped like a Mafia race horse for the debates.
Do you think she might get a Botox shot in the throat on stage if she locks up?
I’m a 77 year old male and often use a rubber ring grip to open jars.
A jar of pickles with the lid loosened already. No way in hell were they going to allow her to fail at that! Look how strong the old bird is! Wow. That settles it. Next up: arm wrestling. This election is beyond weird.
Her visibly declining health is one thing she won’t be able to talk and bully her way out of with the public.
I smack the jar lid on the counter, or whack the lid several times on its edge with a tablespoon. They open every time. I like violence, so that's what this 69 year old woman does.
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