Hey, whatever works! LOL!
Did you give her a big bowl of sherbet and syrup? Might put her into a “food coma” like baby birds go into when they’re full. :-)
I’ve been tempted to call American Pickers to get them here to haul off whatever they want from the outbuildings on the farm. They’re all crammed full of who-knows-what. The mess is too intimidating for me to even think about looking through it. LOL
Hey, now that sounds like a good plan.
Are you sure she has no buried treasure in all that stuff? Maybe a cash stash? LOL!