Posted on 08/18/2016 6:35:29 PM PDT by digger48
OMAHA, NE (WCMH) – A dad in Nebraska learned to watch what he eats after ingesting four marijuana brownies and having to call paramedics.
The Omaha World-Herald reports that the 53-year-old man was unloading groceries Tuesday and apparently found some brownies in the back of the car, which his adult children had used earlier in the day. He ate four of them.
The man’s wife told police that he started having “bad anxiety” while they were watching television. She tried to call her children to ask, but couldn’t reach them.
Police showed up at the house, followed by one of the children, who told them he was “pretty sure” the brownies only had pot in them. The son told police the brownies belonged to his siblings.
Paramedics were called to the scene, and noted that the man’s vital signs were normal, the World-Herald reports. However, the man was behaving strangely, crawling on the floor, swearing, and calling the family cat a b—-.
The man reportedly told paramedics he felt like “he’s trippin.’”
The man did not want to go to the hospital, so paramedics helped him to his bedroom. The man and his wife were told to call 911 again if he started feeling worse.
Police have not filed any charges over the edibles.
That’s funny. :^)
Lol.
Dogs are into instant gratification, cats are into long range planning. He probably needs to sleep with the door closed from now on. Or the cat may trip him while he is carrying the Thanksgiving turkey. In any event, the cat will remember, and it will get even.
This is FR, someone who gets the reference will be by soon...
LOL you ####. be careful or I will tell the whole board what you do with puppies in your spare time
I believe everyone can taste pot in brownies or any other edible.
Those who say otherwise just want to blame somebody for their good time.
A 53 year old eating four brownies should be crawling around insulting himself.
He probably only planned to eat one. Then he got the munchies.
I know someone - who knows someone - who ate some laced brownies at a party.
On their way home they had to go over a toll bridge. It got pretty bad after that. The guy and his friend got paranoid and the toll taker called the police. The two of them ended up at the hospital for the night.
It’s a very sad story but some of us get laughing every time we think about it. We be bad.
Ask any carpet layer how they feel about cats.
They should have ordered him a pizza and all would have been well.
What’s the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?
A drunk driver will blow right past a stop sign. A stoned driver will sit and wait for it to turn green.
;^)
The answer: “you have a cat.”
I would have posted sooner, but I was having a meal of gruff and deedle, with wobbly to fill in the chinks.
Yep, that scene looks and sounds familiar:)
Right genre anyway...
He always hated the cat. The brownies just brought out his inner self.
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