Posted on 08/18/2016 6:35:29 PM PDT by digger48
OMAHA, NE (WCMH) A dad in Nebraska learned to watch what he eats after ingesting four marijuana brownies and having to call paramedics.
The Omaha World-Herald reports that the 53-year-old man was unloading groceries Tuesday and apparently found some brownies in the back of the car, which his adult children had used earlier in the day. He ate four of them.
The mans wife told police that he started having bad anxiety while they were watching television. She tried to call her children to ask, but couldnt reach them.
Police showed up at the house, followed by one of the children, who told them he was pretty sure the brownies only had pot in them. The son told police the brownies belonged to his siblings.
Paramedics were called to the scene, and noted that the mans vital signs were normal, the World-Herald reports. However, the man was behaving strangely, crawling on the floor, swearing, and calling the family cat a b-.
The man reportedly told paramedics he felt like hes trippin.
The man did not want to go to the hospital, so paramedics helped him to his bedroom. The man and his wife were told to call 911 again if he started feeling worse.
Police have not filed any charges over the edibles.
Maybe garnished with some K2!
LOL!
One of my all-time favorite Far Side cartoons.
It's been a long time, but I was once an addict (yes, I know that sounds silly). But brownies can be too strong.
Haven't taken drugs in many years.
Very dangerous. Mentally damaging.
Recovery comes...but it takes many years.
Cats are much smarter than dogs...but smart doesn’t always win.;-)
The cat’s hair was just too loud.
There's the money line.
Insulted his cat!!!!???????????? Bring back the death penalty, immediately! Such scum have no place in civilized society! ( cats are the superior life form on rock 3 and don’t particularly care much what us inferior species do. -— the only way to insult a cat is to try tricking it into eating anything less than about $15 a pound, Costvo rotisserie chickens excepted).
The cat definitely had it coming
Smart cat.
I had two sons. Both Captains in football . I told them “If I ever find out you ever are doing illegal drugs— I will stomp your damned guts out”, then we had a beer. They listened because then I could and I would. — EASY. Now, they are full growed. Awesome hitters. I notice they go to Colorado often . No Violation of the rule. They are fine men . Now for my grand sons!! I am sure they told them.
The cat probably deserved it.
Cats are only insulted by being jumped over by another cat. That is the ultimate kitty insult. It drives them to immediate rage!
That's Cat Jong Un.
Nah, they just live in total fear of everything.
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