[norwaypinesavage]

I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and there a Tesla lay;

It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the “Alice May.”

And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;

Then “Here,” said I, with a sudden cry, “is my cre-ma-tor-eum.”

[Red Badger]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cremation_of_Sam_McGee

It’s a TRUE STORY!..................