Posted on 08/08/2016 2:19:08 PM PDT by Coronal
While Donald Trump was speaking about his economic policy on Monday, the Republican presidential nominee accidentally said the word “titties” instead of “cities” on live television.
Speaking about growing the economy in big cities by cutting job-killing corporate taxes and renegotiating trade deals, Trump said he would pour jobs back “into ‘titties,’ like right here in Detroit.”
While the silly Freudian nip slip is obviously not a big deal—especially relative to Trump-caliber news—it doesn’t make it any less funny
Yup, you guessed it, the internet brought on the boob jokes:
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Some find it a challenge to mature. The turmoil this error in speech posed is a prime example. Grow up. After all, if you are of an age eligible to vote you should be past this teenage stage.
Happily.
I’ll never forget the Sunday morning at 8:30 am that our Pastor opened the service with the morning announcements and was talking about someone who was waiting for a bone marrow transplant. He said “right now we are all just waiting for a “Boner”. So much snickering and uncontrollable body shaking as people were trying to hold in laughs.
Aw don’t use logic. That will only confuse the leftist libtards.
Ok So Trump wants more Jobs in the Titties department, beats Hillarys plan to keep sticking it up our rear ends.
This might have been intentional. The media’s been reporting nothing from his speeches. Add a bit of something they bash Trump for and they lap it right up.
Best economic jobs plan I’ve ever seen. Pouring jobs back into titties is great for ‘MERICA!
The hippopotamus is said to be the most dangerous African land animal ...
Yeah, yuck it up, you degenerates. You know what it's like to be a Titmouse on the unemployment line?
Ye Gods, what was that beast upset about?
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.”
Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Titties
As soon as he learns not to holler out his speech whenever he uses a TelePrompter, he’ll be fine.
That's exactly what happened ... but this will be the butt of many jokes in the next few days ... lol.
So, what’s wrong with a boob job?
It was a coded message I’m sure, that women will be better off. Cokie Roberts I;m sure will tell us thought that it is all Trump thinks women are good for.
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