Drinking coffee without permission... crime. Because every other crime has been solved, and they are running out of things to worry about?
No, because when you are a Democrat, you never run out of things to worry about. Its your gift and your burden.
LOL
Soon it'll be to buy coffee in NJ, you'll have to show an ID to prove that you're over 18.
Does the same rule apply to bottled water? Isn't unscrewing the cap a hazard?
A friend bought a new car. On the door was a place to place a bottle. It even was labelled "bottle". I laughed and asked him when is he going to place a bottle of wine there. BTW, there was no ashtray in the car. Dumb. Where's he going to put the change? There were so many gizmos in that car, which I found would be a distraction while driving.