That’s OK. Turds float.
What a very stupid thing to say.
This morning they are reporting that 1 person is dead and 16 people are missing in and around the Ellicott City area in Howard County, MD.
The next time something bad happens in your home state of Washington - a wild fire, an earthquake, a flood, a tsunami, I will remember well that you said - that that turds float.
But I would never wish ill on your neighbors in Washington State but I might make an exception for you.