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2030?

Wait a minute. I thought that was when the new mini-ice-age was supposed to be going on.

Naw, that Ice Age gimmick was promulgated in the 1960’s. Then, of course, we had the ozone layer thingy, where if you sprayed underarm deodorant the propellant would rise through the roof of your house and magically descend to the atmosphere and punch a hole in the ozone layer and you’d get fried. The government edicted a refrigerant change at least three times in your compressors because that, too added to the size of the hole in the ozone layer.

Now something newer had to be foisted: Global Warming. Everything we were doing here was causing the temperatures to drastically rise all over the world causing oceans to boil and rise, cause more hurricanes and tornadoes and cause violent snowstorms, tornadoes, earthquakes, computer glitzes, power outages, babies to remain bald, and so many dire things that one slept only briefly at night.

There always has to be a new way to get the New World Order in swing. With a Hillary-cain in the White Hut newer ways to put us all in poverty (except that 1%) and, in general, makes our lives a nightmare.