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I post this as humor. I think the real Zombie Apocalypse is next week.
1 posted on 07/22/2016 5:53:53 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

“Tellin a Lie” (with apologies to the Bee Gees)

Well, you can tell by the way I take the Fifth,
I’m a Democrat: here come the fibs.
Private schools and gated homes, I’ve got guns and you’ll have none.
And now it’s all right. It’s OK.
The Press will look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times’ effect on man.

Whether to a brother or whether to a mother,
We’re tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie.
Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’,
And we’re tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie.

Well now, I get low and I get high,
And if I can’t get either, I’ll tell a lie.
Got the wings of Satan on my shoes.
I’m a Democrat and I just can’t lose.
You know it’s all right. It’s OK.
I’ll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times’ effect on man.

Whether to your brother or whether to your mother,
We’re tellin’ a lie, takin’ the Fifth.
Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’,
And we’re tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie.

Polls goin’ nowhere. CNN help me.
CNN help me, yeah.
Polls goin’ nowhere. CNN help me, yeah.
Tellin’ a lie.

Well, you can tell by the way I take the Fifth,
I’m a Democrat: here come the fibs.
Private schools and gated homes, I’ve got guns and you’ll have none.
And now it’s all right. It’s OK.
The Press will look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times’ effect on man.

Whether to your brother or whether to your mother,
We’re tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie.
Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’,
And we’re tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie.

Polls goin’ nowhere. CNN help me.
CNN help me, yeah.
Polls goin’ nowhere. CNN help me, yeah.
Tellin’ a lie.

Polls goin’ nowhere. CNN help me.
CNN help me, yeah.
Polls goin’ nowhere. CNN help me, yeah.
Tellin’ a lie.

Polls goin’ nowhere. CNN help me.
CNN help me, yeah.
Polls goin’ nowhere. CNN help me, yeah.
Tellin’ a lie.

Polls goin’ nowhere. CNN help me.
CNN help me, yeah.
Polls goin’ nowhere. CNN help me, yeah.
Tellin’ a lie.


26 posted on 07/22/2016 6:14:30 AM PDT by wizwor
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Considering dystopian dramas and comedies are some of the most popular programming on television... they might be on to something :D


29 posted on 07/22/2016 6:22:14 AM PDT by Katya
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I am a big fan of Amazon(The Washpost’s parent company) but I am really starting to think that they are in violation of antitrust laws. The Justice Department should have a look come Feb 2017.


31 posted on 07/22/2016 6:24:09 AM PDT by McCarthysGhost
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And Hussein never did anything to inflame the public with “apocalyptic” rhetoric, which is why we see a war on LE/s
34 posted on 07/22/2016 6:26:17 AM PDT by mrsmel (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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Donald Trump: The candidate of the apocalypse

Wait!   What?   The leftist liberals don't believe in The Bible so how could they think Trump is the candidate of the apocalypse?

36 posted on 07/22/2016 6:31:54 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! - vote Trump 2016)
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--For many, of course, a cause of concern is Donald Trump.

'of course'...

Really?

Suck it up, WP, you've got a very rough road ahead with that attitude.

38 posted on 07/22/2016 6:42:23 AM PDT by JPG (Go Trump!)
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“Fundamental transformation” was the apocalypse, you Washington Compost racist airheads.


40 posted on 07/22/2016 6:49:03 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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The truth sounds a lot like the Apocalypse.

Pray America wakes


42 posted on 07/22/2016 7:59:01 AM PDT by bray (The Dark Knight Rises)
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To: McGruff; PJ-Comix

I can’t wait for PJComix report on what’s happening at the DUmp today.


44 posted on 07/22/2016 8:38:45 AM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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Obama is doing everything he can to make America like “The Walking Dead”. Here, he portrays himself as the psychopathic Frank Underwood. Except Frank learned it all from HIM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81XKXaKULU

Hillary is 4 more years of the same.


52 posted on 07/22/2016 11:09:21 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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