My BFF wrote a poem for me about this for another website:
Hew And Cry???
Old Mohammed took an axe,
And gave the Jerries 40 whacks!
When they seen what he had done,
The Krauts, they shot him with a gun!
When the Musselman was on the ground
The whole police force, it gathered ‘round
So that the public wouldn’t see
The crazed axeman was a refugee
Bravo !