When the Musselman was on the ground
The whole police force, it gathered ‘round
So that the public wouldn’t see
The crazed axeman was a refugee
LOL!
Axe not what your country can do for you, just axe your country!
Young Mohammed took an axe,
And gave commuters 40 whacks!
And when they saw what he had done,
The Krauts, they shot him with a gun!
When “…akbar” thud! was on the ground,
The whole police force gathered ’round
So that the public wouldn’t see
Young axeman was a refugee.
“Man” the headlines screamed that day,
Hacked innocents to bleed and die!
Frau Merkel tasked her Polizei
To find out why.