You should write children’s books. You could be the new Dr. Seuss.
In days of old, when jocks were bold
And ladies weren’t all that particular.
They lined them all
Against the bathroom wall,
And screwed them perpendicular.
It ain’t ‘Red Fish, Blue Fish’ but maybe ‘The Pimp In The Hat’?
Who am I kidding? I’ll never be a childrens’ author.
Those lines in a children’s book?
Well maybe today, it would be required reading for 2nd graders.