In days of old, when jocks were bold
And ladies weren’t all that particular.
They lined them all
Against the bathroom wall,
And screwed them perpendicular.
It ain’t ‘Red Fish, Blue Fish’ but maybe ‘The Pimp In The Hat’?
Who am I kidding? I’ll never be a childrens’ author.
You are too brilliant at this. Really, comedy gold.
No, but you could be the Berma-Shave sign guy.
That was an excellent work.
I respect that product you just excreted there.
We could learn much from you!