Post #39 ~ He’s so ugly that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother. (Was that a Shecky or a Hennie or a Jackie?) ~
Rodney Dangerfield! He had lost of jokes about being an ugly kid : “When I was a kid, I wasn’t allowed to play in the sandbox - the cats kept burying me!
Nothing but love for Rodney...
Nothing but love for Rodney...
‘during sex my wife likes to talk to me...the other night she called me from a hotel...’
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.