If haikus are Japanese cuisine, my haikus are McDonalds.
So much is lost in the translation. Subtle layers of meaning, never to be revealed or even alluded to.
That said, I challenge anyone to find haikus in ANY language, not just Japanese, that reference the Hillary-Huma-beaver nexus. I am the master in that arena, and I exist solely to entertain my fellow FReepers.
We had a Harry Potter haiku thread once. That was fun.
Weiner’s Muslim wife
Sought to become a second
Clinton’s Humador.
Cellulite scissors
Below the beltway action
Hill and Hum will squeal
(sorry)
From Huma’s Wikipedia entry:
“While a student at George Washington University, Abedin began working as an intern in the White House in 1996, assigned to then-First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton.”
It’s so sweet that Bill and Hillary had his-and-hers interns.
His-and-hers interns,
Lewinsky and Abedin.
Clintons’ wedded bliss.