[dangus]

Can't see beneath the makeup to judge her attractiveness very well, but her lips are freakish, her hair doesn't look the slightest bit real, and she has an unpleasant schnozz. I don't mind big noses -- who didn't find Martha Quinn attractive -- but hers looks like her face is melting.

I can only presume she won Miss Missouri strictly on account of being a lesbian.

[dangus]

This Erin O'Flaherty is 1,000 times more attractive. When you're not even the most attractive "Erin O'Flaherty," that's not impressive.

[knarf]

she’s an affirmative action mutt

[Lurkinanloomin]

I can only presume she won Miss Missouri strictly on account of being a lesbian
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Had to be, she isn’t beauty pageant pretty.

[Viking2002]

She's got that whole Longjawn Kerry chin going against her, too. She needs to back in the kennel.

[Pappy Smear]

I go back to Miss West Virginia 1989, when asked about her chances of winning. She said she didn’t have a chance. “There is a black, Korean, Japanese, hearing impaired, a kidney transplant, Texas and Florida. I’m not going to win.”

[ROCKLOBSTER]

I can only presume she won Miss Missouri strictly on account of being a lesbian.

On account of her being a HIM!

[o-n-money]

I can only presume she won Miss Missouri strictly on account of being a lesbian.

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She licked the competition.

[Lazamataz]

Dude. She’s actually UGLY.

Holy crap.