That the people of the North shall consider themselves as more blessed than we, more civilized, and happier, is not a matter at which we would complain at all, if they would only content themselves with believing that to be the fact; but when they come and attempt to propagandize, and insist that we shall be as perfect as they imagine themselves to be, then it is that their good opinion of themselves becomes offensive to us.
"Gay Marriage!" You intolerant bigots need to be made to understand that you are morally inferior to we people of Boston, New York, and San Francisco who recognize different kinds of love.
"Global Warming!" You racists backwards fools who live in "flyover country" are too ignorant to understand the great crises facing us. You should just do what we, your educated betters tell you to do.
"Black Lives Matter!" You are a racist if you think all lives matter as much as Black lives.
"Abortion!" You immoral people need to be taught that you have no say over a woman's right to chose abortion.
"Animal Rights!" Meat is murder.
And so on... .
They are still preaching at us. Whatever is their latest moral outrage, you can bet they are going to chastise us for not embracing their new-found morality quickly enough!
Us? Us??
Who you mean "us" Kemosabe?
I thought your pose here was as a "northerner", who never really knew the South, never lived there, just la-te-da going through life learning "Northern propaganda" against those evil slavers, until suddenly, accidentally you somehow stumbled across the "real truth", which is that "Ape" Lincoln and his "Black Republicans" were actually (in John Boehner's words) "Lucifer in the flesh".
Wow! What a surprising revelation to some northern kid as innocent of real truth as young DiogenesLamp!
Now suddenly he realizes that everything he was taught is good was evil, and those Southern evil-ones are now all-good.
That's what we thought, but now DiogenesLamp suddenly reveals his-self as one of "us" Southrons?
???!!