[PAR35]

Serve honorably in the US military and you should be exempt from deportation.

Then lobby for a change in law, if you think we need more dreamer criminals in the US.

In fact, you should be able to expedite your naturalization.

You can. https://www.uscis.gov/news/fact-sheets/naturalization-through-military-service-fact-sheet . There is, however, that pesky good character requirement.

[IronJack]

if you think we need more dreamer criminals in the US.

You must have missed the part where I said "serve HONORABLY." I doubt many "dreamer criminals" would serve at all, let alone honorably. I would reserve the exemption for those who have proven their devotion to their adopted country.