"You chose the organic tofu burger on locally-grown pita."
"You care about the world and blog your concerns from Mommy's basement."
"You have considered getting a job but are afraid that people
might say mean things about your favorite jammies on days when you wore
them to help you handle deadlines and other stressful or scary
job things you have heard about from friends who tried working."
ROFL!!
You’re a FReeper...that just won’t fly here! ;)