[Boogieman]

As if fornication is the ONLY alternative to marriage?

[freedomfiter2]

Of course it isn’t the only alternative. It’s just the most likely.

[baltimorepoet]

As if fornication is the ONLY alternative to marriage?

When the wife leaves on the plane, I begin saving up for one of these babies: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CZOLCH8/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=25XHA1K2LU40Z&coliid=I319HRI7ZXLRKH (only $1,999)

[usconservative]

Well then, what other alternative is there then?!

PLEASE do not say celibacy! That is NOT what I had in mind when I got married!