A Darwinian replacement?
Sure, put a frog in every drawer.
Not a frog. A snake would be more fun. I’d enjoy watching someone jump and scream, even if the snake is not poisonous.
Now that is just an ignorant statement.
I would recommend “It’s a Wonderful Life” by Stephen J Gould as the book to be placed in the hotel drawers. For most it will put them to sleep, but for those with a real mind it will serve as a primer on evolutionary science.
It escapes the tedious humdrum superficial creationist arguments and goes right to the subject of the Burgess Shale. The Cambrian evolution is always ignored because it doesn’t involve men and because it is in rocks and geological and thus impossible to refute