To: thecodont
I found a hidden government mic in my bathroom. I hid it in my cat's dinner and he ate it.
They will be listening to litterbox scratches for at least 3 months.
I don't clean the litterbox often.
To: RoosterRedux
19 posted on
05/14/2016 4:07:17 PM PDT by
HarleyLady27
('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump; Trump; Trump; Trump; 100%)
To: RoosterRedux
I found a hidden government mic in my bathroom. I hid it in my cat's dinner and he ate it. They will be listening to litterbox scratches for at least 3 months. I don't clean the litterbox often.Excellent work, Agent 205091.
I have just returned from Mexico City where I established identity as a native of Honduras. I shall now be able to present as an illegal immigrant to America, and in a few months I should be able to steal my own (true, American) identity. I shall have the benefits of an illegal to compensate for the responsibilities of a citizen!
47 posted on
05/14/2016 4:55:56 PM PDT by
Buttons12
( It Can't Happen Here -- Sinclair Lewis.)
To: RoosterRedux
If you cat identifies as a human your litterbox is under federal jurisdiction and YOU may be guilty of a hate crime.
62 posted on
05/14/2016 6:29:48 PM PDT by
golux
To: RoosterRedux
Eeeeeeeeeeeew . . . . . . remind me not to come visit.
68 posted on
05/14/2016 7:05:11 PM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: RoosterRedux
Thank you for a good laugh : )
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