And for God's sake, don't let them use e-cigarettes. Chuck Schumer told us this weekend that there have been 4 (OMG!) cases of e-cigs "exploding." Gotta get the FDA involved, of course....
I once saw a bag of Doritos explode in a convenience store in Colorado. I thought of Steve Martin in "The Jerk". "Somebody hates these Doritos!" The FDA should investigate that too.