So much for the weasel's statement that a candidate should drop out when they are eliminated.
Minute 16 of his 15.
Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight’s left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: ‘Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm’s off!
Black Knight: No, it isn’t!
King Arthur: Well, what’s that then?
King Arthur: I’ve had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight’s right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left!
Curiously, Cruz is set to announce Marina Oswald as his ambassador to Russia.
You beat to the post lol. The fat lady sings tonight!
[But the aide says campaign officials are bracing for immediate staffing cuts — “at a minimum...”]
Now that Carly is on board, maybe she can get some outsourced campaign workers from India on the cheap....
Things are moving.
Robert Graham, Chairman Arizona Republican Party just announced he will cast his every vote in Cleveland for Trump.
I hope he declares that he is withdrawing from the race, endorses Trump and instructs his delegates to support Trump at the convention. This is the only rational thing for Cruz, to help the Republicans and his own future.
Victory speech!
Isn’t that what he usually does when he loses?
I feel bad for the guy.
So much for the weasel's statement that a candidate should drop out when they are eliminated.
Ted Cruz will be announcing the somber shade of blue he’s picking for the new drapes in the Oval Office?
Cruz is vowing to stay in the race, regardless of the results?
The corrupt insiders who own this guy must be hysterical by now. Unbelievable.
Carly still gets to be Vice President?
He’s going to announce that since the voters didn’t listen and didn’t vote for the Godly candidate he is going to ask “the Face of God” to smite every voter who didn’t vote for him.
He is Transgendered? His real name is Tabitha Cruz?
Send Beck out to announce the staff cuts. Then hand him some goggles and a bowl of Cheetos.
Can we queue up the somber funeral music now? We black again be the dress for the evening (like after Super Tuesday when Cruz and Rubio should have dropped out)?
