[minnesota_bound]

I am seeing a problem. Frank and Gail were crazy people!
Ahmet
Diva Zappa
Dweezil
Moon Unit

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Ahmet— named after famous founder of Atlantic Records, Ahmet Etrtagun
Diva Zappa—because she was a loud baby
Dweezil—Ian Donald
Moon Unit—because when she was born, the family became a “family unit.’