Self-serving indeed...
I get the election part and agree whole heartedly. As to your screen name I've been holding on to mine for so long it hurts but hey whatever, please look around you in Georgia and decide not to use the word 'peach' for anything at all. As a northerner who's been there please trust me.
People in Georgia name every street after peaches probably because...I have no idea! But it's very confusing to us stupid Yankees and I believe it's all some sort of cruel joke to make us feel bad about getting lost because of the Civil War.
Go ahead. Test my theory. Ask anyone on the streets in Georgia how to get to 2410 Peachtree Street they'll be real friendly maybe after they hear that Yankee accent, maybe not, but they'll tell you something like 'take Peach St. right down yonder to the left turn at Peachtree Palms St, and turn right at the pretty peach tree onto Peach Tree Farms Road from there you just turn right at the Peach this and Peach that until you get lost and ask somebody else who is friendly and eating a peach. It's a conspiracy and you walked right into it.
I'll try to remember to pray for your now decaying yankee soul. I can't help you any more, just please skip the peach stuff in your screen name.