Here’s the reason:
Ted: Yes, Carly. It’s all true. I was worried she’d tell you. I’m a bit of horndog. What is your silence going to cost me?
Carly: Not much. Half a million and make me your VP.
Ted: Ok, but even if I don’t have a snowball’s chance?
Carly: Yes, even then. Being on a ticket, someone’s ticket, anyone’s ticket, even a sleazy slime-ball loser like you, is on my bucket list.
I think you broke the code, Judy.
Very good, Judy!!
Now she can be a former Presidential candidate AND a former Vice Presidential candidate - first woman evah to do so. Meh
Carly must feel so important... I doubt she understands more people are dumbfounded by the choice than celebrating...