Pretty disgusting tactics by the Cruz people. Ever since Iowa, they have been in full cheat mode.
We plan it all out at our secret Thursday night meetings. We gather up all the witches, communists, and dog haters and scheme until 3am. We used to include transvestites until Trump scooped them up.
When we aren’t fixing voting machines to swap Trump votes, we fill the electrosphere with stories about how Trump stole nickels from toddlers.
Yes, yes, yes, our evil plots are all coming together.